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Over ten years ago, when I was a student at Binford Middle School I came up with a social theory that — at the time — seemed to be the end-all be-all of human classification. Somewhat Zoroastrian in practice, the theory I set forth established a dichotomy of humanity with everyone living falling into one […]


Less than a week ago I got a vasectomy and based on the number of questions I’ve had to answer about it, I figured that I should write a blog explaining a little bit of my reasoning behind it and how the procedure took place. The first and more important reason is that regardless of […]

Litmus Test Issue One

My straight edge zine is finally finished. It has been over four months (off and on) of working on it, and I’m super excited about it. It is undoubtedly the largest creative project I’ve followed through with in its entirety. I have written one full length novel, a novella, dozens of short stories, a play […]


It is well known to all of my closer friends, and to the luckier of my acquaintances that I am completely out of my mind. The problem with insanity though, is that it is only the more contrived, cartoonish mental illness symptoms like hallucinations (both auditory and visual) that warrant any kind of humourous consideration. […]